Article: Why So Serious? Not Me!

[Mama Tao]

You can view the page at http://www.midwiferyonline.co.uk/content/51-Why-So-Serious-Not-Me!

[Dappy]

Sorry but that did make me giggle! Could you imagine the midwifes face if you said some of those things. Haha.

I'm a chicken shit and wouldn't have the balls.

All midwifes out there, have you had any pranks played on you?

[Kipling]

I think I have a sense of humour failure. Didn't find that funny at all. In fact I found it quite foul.

[SashaBreeze]

lol I thought it was hilarious.
I really liked #15 like Dappy said above could you imagine the looks on everyones face if someone actually said that?:lol:

[mybodymyself]

Where the heck did you get this or what? Love these posts and threads myself.

[Dappy]

Oh come on Kipling have a laugh, I also found some of it foul that's what made it funny. I do have a sick sense of humour though lol.

I wouldn't do or say any of it, still amused me though haha.

[Flopsy]

I did smile at some of those....... will keep an eye out in case anyone tries them!!
Flopsy
xx

[devoteddoula]

You mean dolphins cant be doula's???

Oh I have a couple of my back-up doula's that are dophins!:blink:

I laughed out loud at that also Mama:D

[Purple Walnut]

I would LOVE a dolphin doula!
I love your humour. Your yoni belongs to you and we should
a) not be invading at all if we can help it.
b) if we do, we should treat her and you with complete respect
c) learn to lighten up
I like laughter around birth. "Floppy face, floppy fanny" help women stay loose and laugh. Babies appreciate minimal resistance too.
Apologies if my words offend. But a word is just a word after all....