Believe women.

[Delilah]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-1364614/First-time-mother-delivers-son-toilet-bowl-nurses-tell-shes-ready-birth.html

[Mama]

when i was in hospital in the summer, a 3rd time moma was in the bed next to me, she called a MW and said she had alot of pressure and thought she could feel a head, i woke up 10 mins later with her being dragged out the toilet as the head had started to come out. The MW had said she probably needed a number 2.

I know that anything i say / tell my MW's will be beleived.